The Poet and The Musician....

So Jowlers.... what lovely weather we've been having. Now the pleasantries are out the way....

First i want to apologise about the amount of time it's been since i've blogged.

i'm working on a alien invasion theory so hopefully that will be along in a few days. Here's a small example of the sort of thing i've been working with.....

Nerds At Their Best

Dave: John, remember in that film, alien, how the baby alien gets on your face and lays an egg...

John: Yeah

Dave: well while your Baby is unable to move shall we recreate that moment?

John: Don't know the wife wont be happy

Dave: Fuck your wife, lets suffocate your child.

Until then theres lots you can be doing......instead of rolling around in your own faeces or getting asphyxiated like this child.

First for the poet....

M.S. Harris, you know him, you love him.

Buy his poetry book. It will make you think, laugh, cry and inspire. Well worth a buy. And dont just look actually buy it. £2.49 is nothing and it will buy him a desperately needed mosquito net.....oh no wrong cause there. Here's the link.....buy it you filthy JOWLERS

Next is another type of art in an equally exceptional form. Cousin Avi have recently released The Red One (click the link) Which is fantastic. i've listened to it and sure i love Avi anyway but the new song's their producing are fantastic and exactly what you need as summer comes bounding round the corner. Yesterday they released this bad boy.....

Again faaannntastic. Lyrics brilliant, Filthy and Rocky and basically what you need blasting in your car if you want to be classed as cool (Kev Mowbray) 


So yeah Peace and Love Jowlers.


We'll speak soon yeah????


James