Okay so basically my friend Charlie Bass loves Pokemon..... don't slag him off, sure he's 19 and should probably be doing better things with his time, but shut your mouth because he's Rock and Roll, if he wants to play with his game boy he can. But yeah he loves pokemon and the other day I said there was too many of them. He said there wasn't. well, it's being blogged.
Pokemon, created by Satoshi Tajiri, that's this guy...
who clearly thought he was drawing him self when he drew this....(dont think he drew him but...)
Bless him he wanted to be a Hero so he made a cartoon where he's catching animals. Right few points, if i drew my self into a cartoon....
1. More muscles, go mad, the body you want is for the taking, make it look like you've worked out, not like well a 14 year old boy. i mean Brock had no eyes but at least he was like 22/23 and would try and pull chicks. Ash and Brock hanging out was just weird.
2. I've looked about to find his age (34 seconds, i'm not wasting my life finding out how old Ash is) but couldnt find one, i'm going to say he's like 14....what the fuck is his mother doing letting him go off into the wilderness on his own to collect animals, wild, dangerous animals? Shit parenting there by Mrs Ketchum.
Anyway I'm not having a go at pokemon, pokemon was wikid, at the age of 9 through to 11 I bloody loved it, and to be honest I look at it now and I think yeah that was awesome. But what was awesome was the first 150.... i knew where i stood with 150.
Pikachu..... Electric Mouse, Cool
Bulbasaur....like a lovely larey Toad.
Squirtle.....Badass Turtle
Charmander....Lizard on fire.
And that is all good and fine. Ten years ago, i use to get off on that shit like i was hitting 7 gram rocks. But then I left it and I'm glad I did. Another 342 pokemon have been added to the collection since the originals. there not needed. maybe some of them are needed but not all of them, here is a little collection of pokemon that aren't needed...
Grotle - just like a shit Turtle whose got a couple of hedges growing on his back. that would annoy me, the last thing i want to do is 'prune' my pokemon. He'll get birds making nests and stuff....more trouble than it's worth.
Cranidos - clearly someone at Pokemon HQ has watch The Lost World: Jurassic Park the night before, gone in and gone 'what about those dinosaurs with like the battering ram on their head, we could do one of them.' he's like a cross between Yoshi and an egg. Not needed.
Torkoal - Gassy Turtle....he just farts every where and it's got so bad it's coming out his nostrils. i cant imagine farting out my nostrils it would smell before it's hit the air. his life must be hell. put him down.
Sugimori - 'apparently' the Laziest pokemon ever.... you had one of them called Snorlax. he had his place....(as a road block in the Kanto region) YOU DONT NEED ANOTHER LAZY POKEMON.... imagine these two come up against each other. just there for days, they lie there before one goes 'right i've gotta go for a shit'. game over. anyway, that pokemon just looks like my Dad on a sunday morning.
Oh Just Fuck Off.......
All these new pokemon are either mental cats....(like cats with ice on them, or cats with 8 tails or even a cat with no eyes) or weird birds, or transformers and then there's just loads of gender confused animals like the one above. if that's a male. I feel for it.
They should of just stuck with animals, there's loads of animals in the world and it would of been more interesting to see it with real animals. like the video below...
This was just a little rant about Pokemon and a lot of people wont be interested in it. read one of the others then. 'i've read the others' well read them again.
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